Article 5XM88 Woman Quickly Smashes Plate Over Head So She’ll Have Something To Talk About At Therapy

Woman Quickly Smashes Plate Over Head So She’ll Have Something To Talk About At Therapy

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YONKERS, NY-Panicking after realizing she had absolutely nothing for their weekly session, local woman Janine Welch was reported to have quickly smashed a plate over her head Tuesday so she'd have something to talk about at therapy. Shit, shit, I forgot that was today-how is there nothing going on in my social life,...

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