Article 5XNJ1 Terminal Cancer Wasted On Man Who Was Already Living In The Moment

Terminal Cancer Wasted On Man Who Was Already Living In The Moment

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LEXINGTON, KY-Lamenting that he had squandered a perfectly good case of metastatic colon cancer, local man Josh Talbott told reporters Wednesday that a terminal diagnosis had been wasted on his friend who was already living in the moment. When the doctors told him he had three months to live, it's like, whatever, he...

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