Increasingly Desperate Zelensky Straining To Connect War, Trowel Sales In Address To Garden Supply Wholesaler
by from on (#5XVVT)
PITTSBURGH-In an emotional yet somewhat stilted plea, an increasingly desperate Volodymyr Zelensky was reportedly straining to connect the war with Russia to trowel sales Tuesday in his video address to a garden supply wholesaler. The proliferation of trowels is much like the proliferation of war, except, uh, trowels...