Article 5Y73E Thank God I Live In New Jersey

Thank God I Live In New Jersey

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Last year, I made the bold choice to run for mayor of New York City. While I ultimately won the race by a landslide, many people spread vicious rumors about my family and me, one of which was that I lived part time in New Jersey.

So, let me finally put those rumors to rest once and for all: I definitely do live in New...

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