BREAKING: Our Intern Is Being Forced Into A Hunger Strike Until Twitter Lifts Our Ban
by from on (#5YDNJ)
CHICAGO-In accordance with the fine print in his contract, The Onion's intern Sam Kotson was forced into a hunger strike Thursday, a protest that will continue until Twitter lifts our ban. As of this morning, our low-level unpaid intern will be forcibly compelled to forgo all food until Twitter ends its malignant...