Nation’s Older Cousins Announce Plans To Whip Butterfly Knives Around In The Woods
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DELAWARE, OH-Stating that they were tired of their stupid family gathering and wanted to go do something cool, the nation's older cousins reportedly announced plans Thursday to whip butterfly knives around in the woods. Beginning around 3 p.m. EST and extending until it's dark, we'll be in the clearing whipping the...