Article 5Z599 Study Finds Only 2% Of Americans Can Draw Cool Flames

Study Finds Only 2% Of Americans Can Draw Cool Flames

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PITTSBURGH-Fears that the U.S. education system was growing increasingly lame were confirmed Thursday when an alarming study by researchers at Carnegie Mellon University found that only 2% of the nation's population can draw cool flames. Among our frankly disturbing findings was that 98 in 100 Americans have...

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