Article 5ZNTR Sacrificial Altar Comfier Than Expected

Sacrificial Altar Comfier Than Expected

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GOLDENDALE, WA-Taking a deep breath, exhaling, and releasing all the tension of a stressful day from his body, chosen offering to the gods Dale Balko told reporters Tuesday that the sacrificial altar upon which he lay was comfier than expected. The altar actually feels great on my back, and with those torches they...

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