Bored Defense Department Bombing Empty Cans Off Fence Out Back Behind Pentagon
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ARLINGTON, VA-Killing time between major combat operations, bored staff at the Defense Department spent an afternoon bombing empty cans off the fence out back behind the Pentagon, U.S. military sources reported Thursday. Things have been a bit slow since we pulled out of Afghanistan, so we thought we'd crack open a...