Article 60MQE Preacher Not Drenched In Sweat Must Not Be Very Connected To Holy Spirit

Preacher Not Drenched In Sweat Must Not Be Very Connected To Holy Spirit

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SAVANNAH, GA-Remarking upon his ability to proclaim the Gospel of the Lord without his pulse even rising, congregants at the local Church of the Divine Jesus told reporters Wednesday that their preacher, who was not drenched in perspiration, clearly had no direct connection to the Holy Spirit. How am I supposed to...

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