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Man Disgusted After Shining Blacklight On Ejaculating Penis

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CALISTOGA, CA-Turning off the lights of his hotel room and immediately wincing in utter revulsion, local man Kenny Porter told reporters he was disgusted Thursday after shining a blacklight on his ejaculating penis. Ugh, god, it was terrible, the second I flipped the switch, there were neon spots everywhere, starting...

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