Article 614E8 Man Buys Sword In Case He Ever Needs A Sword

Man Buys Sword In Case He Ever Needs A Sword

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DENTON, TX-Stating that a person never knows when they'll need a sword, area man Stanley Castillo told reporters Wednesday that he recently bought a sword in case he ever needs a sword. You don't want to be caught without a sword when you need a sword, which is why I bought this sword," said Castillo, explaining that...

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