Article 616QY Sharpie Introduces New Pens For Making Subtle Mark On Bottle To Check If Sober Boyfriend Drinking Again

Sharpie Introduces New Pens For Making Subtle Mark On Bottle To Check If Sober Boyfriend Drinking Again

by
from The Onion on (#616QY)
fca713b3a4dd8b68b82858a8b52ca944.jpg

ATLANTA-In what the company is touting as the first writing implement of its kind, permanent marker brand Sharpie introduced a new line of pens Friday designed specifically for making a subtle mark on a bottle of alcohol to determine if your supposedly sober boyfriend is drinking again. Offering the ultimate in...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments