Bored Baby Wishes It Had Something To Choke On
by from on (#61961)
BELLEVUE, WA-Complaining that he had been stuck in his playroom all morning with nothing small to grab, bored infant Oliver Roland confirmed Monday that he wished he had something to choke on. God, I would kill for a penny right now," said Roland, who had attempted to choke himself on his own fist three or four times...