Vacationing Woman’s Big Floppy Hat Plunges Nation Into Darkness
by from on (#61D94)
DENVER, NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES, CHICAGO, HOUSTON-Approximately 330 million Americans were reportedly affected by a sudden loss of visibility Thursday morning when a vacationing woman's big floppy hat plunged the nation into darkness. Sources confirmed that the near-total blackout began in the Denver area around 11:15...