Article 61P9T Exasperated Aquarium Staff Demand Visitors Stop Tapping On, Yelling At Vending Machines

Exasperated Aquarium Staff Demand Visitors Stop Tapping On, Yelling At Vending Machines

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CHICAGO-Expressing concern for the safety and well-being of the snacks, the exasperated staff of Shedd Aquarium demanded Friday that visitors stop tapping on and yelling at vending machines. Sir, I know you're excited, but I'm going to have to ask you to please stop screaming and banging on the vending machine...

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