Rejoice! System Administrator Appreciation Day (SAAD) is nigh

What to buy your favorite misanthrope: booze, choc, sports tickets or fewer stupid users? Tell us, please tell us

All Mariah Carey wanted for Christmas was you. Freddie Mercury and Queen wanted a lot more. All in fact. But what will the league of sysadmins desire most when their Appreciation Day rolls round next week?...