Article 61TV8 CDC Issues Emergency Authorization For Local Man To Go Shirtless During Heat Wave

CDC Issues Emergency Authorization For Local Man To Go Shirtless During Heat Wave

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ATLANTA-Amid another week of record-breaking heat, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky issued an emergency authorization Tuesday for local 35-year-old David Drazen to go shirtless. We'd normally express more hesitancy, but seeing as he's already sweated through his entire T-shirt, we're left with no choice but to say take...

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