Article 62522 Single Voice Emerges From Whirlwind Of Chaos In Man’s Head To Suggest He Eat Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Single Voice Emerges From Whirlwind Of Chaos In Man’s Head To Suggest He Eat Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

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WESTFORD, MA-Rising above the maelstrom of violence and disorder perpetually raging inside the man's psyche, a single voice reportedly emerged Thursday from the chaotic whirlwind in the head of Brad Larrick, 33, to suggest he eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. Go to your cupboard, open the package, and eat an oatmeal...

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