Man On Deathbed Wishes He Spent More Time Going To TheOnion.com
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NEW YORK-Bemoaning how much time he had squandered on trivial grudges and petty whims, local man Stefan Krawitz, 91, reportedly used his last moments on Earth telling friends and family that he wished he had spent more time going to TheOnion.com. As I lie here, knowing my end is drawing near, I can't help but...