Article 62E83 Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips

Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips

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WASHINGTON-Saying the infrastructure project would significantly cut drive times nationwide, the Department of Transportation announced plans Friday to reduce commutes by adding highway nitro strips. These booster strips will help everyday Americans reach their office safely and in a fraction of the time by rocketing...

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