Article 62TBE Medical Student Totally Blanks On How To Solemnly Close Dead Patient’s Eyelids

Medical Student Totally Blanks On How To Solemnly Close Dead Patient’s Eyelids

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BOSTON-Suddenly unable to recall his years of prior training in the heat of the moment, medical student Edward Hernon confirmed Tuesday he had totally blanked on the proper procedure to solemnly close a dead patient's eyelids. Okay, we just recorded the time of death, and I know I'm supposed to somberly give this guy...

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