Article 633EH New Prevention Campaign Urges Public To Look Out For Early Signs Of Being Cut In Half By Samurai

New Prevention Campaign Urges Public To Look Out For Early Signs Of Being Cut In Half By Samurai

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BETHESDA, MD-Claiming a person could be bisected and find themselves toppling over onto the ground before they realized what had happened, a new prevention campaign unveiled Wednesday by the National Institutes of Health urged the public to be on lookout for early signs they may have been cut in half by a samurai....

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