Article 636B9 NASA Announces Mars Rover Ran Into Jason Schwartzman But Didn’t Take Any Pictures Because It Didn’t Want To Be Weird

NASA Announces Mars Rover Ran Into Jason Schwartzman But Didn’t Take Any Pictures Because It Didn’t Want To Be Weird

by
from on (#636B9)
aedcf4b71d79e59c28fb884ae53516bd.jpg

PASADENA, CA-Explaining that the agency was unable to provide direct evidence of its surprising encounter, NASA officials announced Friday that the Curiosity Rover ran into Jason Schwartzman on the surface of Mars but didn't take any pictures because it didn't want to be weird. Our rover spotted the Darjeeling Limited...

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://politics.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title
Feed Link https://politics.theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments