Guy In Line For Port-A-Potty Won’t Stop Assuring Everyone He Pisses Quick
CHICAGO-Repeatedly mumbling Don't worry" and I got this" to every person within earshot, local man Jacob Winston reportedly would not stop assuring everyone in line for the port-a-potty Friday that he pissed quick. I'll be so fast, I swear," said the 29-year-old music festival attendee, who turned around multiple...