Article 63ND2 First Mate’s Solution To Everything Battening Down The Hatches

First Mate’s Solution To Everything Battening Down The Hatches

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INDIAN OCEAN-Stressing that the seafaring officer often failed to consider the full gamut of countermeasures, sources aboard the HMS Alcott confirmed Thursday that first mate Langston Bridges' solution to everything seemed to be battening down the hatches. With all due respect to the first mate, half of our crew is...

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