Article 63ZB7 Experts Recommend Americans Prepare 2-3 Dance Moves In Case Excited Circle Forms Around Them

Experts Recommend Americans Prepare 2-3 Dance Moves In Case Excited Circle Forms Around Them

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WASHINGTON-Saying those unable to execute a satisfying dance sequence posed a severe threat to the vibe, experts from the Department of Health and Human Services recommended Friday that every American have two to three moves prepared in the event an excited circle of clapping people formed around them. If any...

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