Insomnia Experts Unanimously Recommend Giving Up And Scrolling ‘The Onion’ Until Daybreak
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CHICAGO-Evaluating a number of available treatment options for chronic insomnia, sleep experts at Rush University released a report Monday touting a unanimous recommendation to just give up and scroll The Onion's website until daybreak. After extensively reviewing studies on the best ways to alleviate insomnia, or...