Article 644ZR Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy

Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy

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CONWAY, AR-Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and stop being happy. Look, man, I say this to you as a friend: You need to cut that shit out," former roommate Marty Breton...

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