Article 64867 Wealthy Florida Residents Without Power Forced To Use Emergency Hand-Crank Margarita Machines

Wealthy Florida Residents Without Power Forced To Use Emergency Hand-Crank Margarita Machines

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NAPLES, FL-With state power outages topping 2.6 million in the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, sources reported Thursday that wealthy Florida residents without electricity were forced to rely on their emergency hand-crank margarita machines. Thank goodness our estate manager had the foresight to pack an emergency...

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