Article 64AGJ Moon Dead At 29

Moon Dead At 29

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SPACE-Earth's moon, the planet's only natural satellite and the fifth-largest moon in the solar system, reportedly died Monday at the age of 29. Born Jefferson Gene Leach in 1993, the planetary-mass object was raised in poverty on the streets of Brownsville, Brooklyn, dropping out of school to work several part-time...

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