Raging Wildfire Disgusted By Kitchen Stove Flame’s Subservience To Humans
PLACERVILLE, CA-As it urged the flickering little light to rise up and take control of its destiny, a raging wildfire was reportedly disgusted Tuesday by a kitchen stove flame's subservience to humans. Pathetic flame, gleefully cooking your master's Hamburger Helper, unaware of your true power," said the Mosquito...