Article 64MRH Considerate Woman Informs Masturbating Stranger His Fly Is Down

Considerate Woman Informs Masturbating Stranger His Fly Is Down

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SAN ANTONIO-Out of consideration for the fully and visibly erect stranger standing across from her in the park, local resident Ashley Perales informed a masturbating man that the fly of his pants was down, sources confirmed Wednesday. Excuse me, sir, I know this is a bit awkward, but I think you forgot to zip your...

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