Article 64QFA Reanimated Corpse Of John Lennon Wishes He Could Go Out In Public Without Fans Pointing And Screaming

Reanimated Corpse Of John Lennon Wishes He Could Go Out In Public Without Fans Pointing And Screaming

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NEW YORK-Appearing to regret that Beatlemania didn't die when John Lennon did, the reanimated corpse of the murdered musician told reporters Friday he wished he could go out in public without fans pointing and screaming at him. It would be nice if I could enjoy a meal in a restaurant, but the moment my wasting form...

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