Bumbling American Tourist Visiting Vatican Accidentally Breaks Pope
by from on (#64TAQ)
VATICAN CITY-Frantically rushing to collect the scattered pieces of the valuable Catholic relic, bumbling American tourist Dale Humphries was reportedly visiting the Vatican Monday when he accidentally broke the pope. Aw, geez, I didn't even see him there, I'm such an idiot," said the hapless U.S. dolt, who stood...