Article 64YAV Bystanders Too Busy Complimenting Each Other’s Guns To Stop Mass Shooter

Bystanders Too Busy Complimenting Each Other’s Guns To Stop Mass Shooter

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MARFA, TX-Completely unfazed by the countless screaming, blood-covered mall-goers who frantically sprinted past them, local bystanders Kevin Steele, Justin Reynolds, and Derek Davis were reportedly too busy complimenting each other's guns Thursday to stop a mass shooting. Oh my gosh, is that seriously an original,...

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