Article 65A7B Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Scouring the bag of candy before throwing it across the room in defeat, disappointed trick-or-treater Olivia Vercetti, 8, told reporters Monday that she was really hoping to get at least one pack of fentanyl this Halloween. Aw, man, everybody was supposed to be giving out rainbow fentanyl this year,...

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