Article 65BGG Long Story Short, Your Father Had A Stroke

Long Story Short, Your Father Had A Stroke

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YOUR LOCATION-Saying they would cut right to the chase, sources confirmed Tuesday that, long story short, your father had a stroke. We're not going to bore you with the details, but yeah, your dad suffered a stroke earlier today," revealed the sources, stressing that they were giving you the CliffsNotes version to...

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