Article 65C8P Skydiver With Malfunctioning Parachute Does One Last Scan For Trampoline

Skydiver With Malfunctioning Parachute Does One Last Scan For Trampoline

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ORANGE, VA-Attempting to stay calm despite his malfunctioning parachute, local skydiver Kevin Paris reportedly did one last scan Wednesday for a trampoline. Hmm, okay let me see here-maybe now that I'm closer to Earth I can spot it," said Paris, plunging through the air at more than 600 feet per second and taking a...

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