Article 65TAM Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11

Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11

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WASHINGTON-Telling reporters it was the least he could do to honor the Americans who tragically lost their lives in the attacks, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced plans Monday to once again like porn on the anniversary of 9/11. Next Sept. 11, I promise the American people that I will, just like I did several years ago,...

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