Article 662CH Toddler Demands Full Investigation Into Why That Man Has No Hair

Toddler Demands Full Investigation Into Why That Man Has No Hair

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KAYSVILLE, UT-Calling on parental authorities to provide him with answers immediately, local toddler Elijah Schmitz demanded a full investigation Monday into why that man over there had no hair. What happened to that man's head?" said the 2-year-old Schmitz, who was dogged in his pursuit to get to the bottom of...

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