Article 66JKC Herschel Walker Scrambles To Collect Dozens Of Fetuses That Fell Out Of Pants Pocket

Herschel Walker Scrambles To Collect Dozens Of Fetuses That Fell Out Of Pants Pocket

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ATLANTA-Crawling on his hands and knees in an attempt to scoop up as many as he could before anyone at the campaign event noticed, Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker was reportedly scrambling to collect dozens of fetuses that fell out of his pants pockets, sources confirmed Tuesday. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit,"...

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