ABC Reveals All ‘GMA’ Anchors Have Been Castrated
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NEW YORK-Saying the hosts' personal lives had become a distraction that threatened the program's journalistic integrity, ABC News president Kimberly Godwin announced Friday that all Good Morning America anchors had been castrated. At GMA, genitals aren't what's important-what's important is reporting the news," said...