Article 66RA7 God Reveals Frogs’ Mouths Designed Specifically To Feel Awesome On Penis

God Reveals Frogs’ Mouths Designed Specifically To Feel Awesome On Penis

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THE HEAVENS-Describing the sensation as the most pleasurable experience in the universe, God Almighty, Our Lord and Savior, revealed Monday that He specifically designed the mouths of frogs to feel awesome on a human penis. When I, the Heavenly Father, created frogs nearly 6,000 years ago, I did so because I wanted...

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