Article 66XA0 Single Woman Feels Safer Keeping Loaded Baked Potato In Nightstand

Single Woman Feels Safer Keeping Loaded Baked Potato In Nightstand

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HOBOKEN, NJ-Saying she wanted one within arm's reach in case of an emergency, local single woman Frances Higgins told reporters Friday that she just felt safer keeping a loaded baked potato in her nightstand. God forbid I ever have to use it, but I feel better knowing it's there," said the 36-year-old woman, who...

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