Article 6700G Disappointed Man Reaches Bottom Of Ice Cream Carton Right When He Was Hitting His Stride

Disappointed Man Reaches Bottom Of Ice Cream Carton Right When He Was Hitting His Stride

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CLEMSON, SC-Kicking himself for not buying more than a single pint, local man Billy Crenshaw was reportedly disappointed Monday that he had reached the bottom of the ice cream carton right when he was hitting his stride. Oh man, I was in the fucking zone!" said Crenshaw, adding that he had just started feeling good...

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