Article 679V1 Police Let Jogger Keep Body She Found After No One Claims It Within 90 Days

Police Let Jogger Keep Body She Found After No One Claims It Within 90 Days

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CHAMPAIGN, IL-After failing to identify the legal owner within the standard 90 days, police officials announced Thursday that they would allow a local jogger to keep the body she found since no one claimed it. We held it in lost and found for the mandatory waiting period, but no one turned up to claim it or even...

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