Article 67MH5 Man Has Real Thing For Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Aryans Of Pure Breeding Stock

Man Has Real Thing For Blond-Haired, Blue-Eyed Aryans Of Pure Breeding Stock

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SANTA BARBARA, CA-Saying that the heart wants what the heart wants, local man Ross Weber told reporters Monday that he had a real thing for blond-haired, blue-eyed Aryans of pure breeding stock. I don't know what it is, but there's something about a naturally blond woman with an undiluted bloodline and membership in...

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