Article 67PXX Man Memorizes Several Awkward Remarks In Case Date Not Going Uncomfortably Enough

Man Memorizes Several Awkward Remarks In Case Date Not Going Uncomfortably Enough

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BOSTON-In an effort to keep things as stilted as possible, local man Terrence Williams told reporters he had memorized several awkward remarks for a first date Wednesday night in case it wasn't going uncomfortably enough. I always like to have a couple conversation-enders up my sleeve for when things don't...

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