Article 67SFR Nursing Home Keeps Elderly Residents Active By Shooting At Their Feet

Nursing Home Keeps Elderly Residents Active By Shooting At Their Feet

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WAVERLY, NE-Laughing uproariously as they watched the aging, often handicapped seniors dance, staff members at local nursing home Heartland Care Facility told reporters Friday that the best way to keep elderly residents active was to grab a gun and start shooting at their feet. Once they reach their 80s, traditional...

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